Post by luna maria delaricci on Apr 1, 2009 22:02:44 GMT -5
Jesus and Satan are having an arguement about who is better on the computer. God hears this and is tired of the bickering. So, he set up a test that would last one hour. Jesus and Satan typed, made tables, did research, and made siggys.
Ten minutes before the test was over the power went out because of a storm.
Satan started to scream and say ever curse word known to man, Jesus just sighed. When the power came back on they started their computers. Satan said "It's gone! It's all gone!" Jesus, meanwhile just quietly started to print out all of the things they had done over the past hour.
Satan got so mad and started to yell, "THAT'S NOT FAIR HE CHEATED! HOW DID HE DO ITAwards:"
God just said, "Jesus saves."
Ten minutes before the test was over the power went out because of a storm.
Satan started to scream and say ever curse word known to man, Jesus just sighed. When the power came back on they started their computers. Satan said "It's gone! It's all gone!" Jesus, meanwhile just quietly started to print out all of the things they had done over the past hour.
Satan got so mad and started to yell, "THAT'S NOT FAIR HE CHEATED! HOW DID HE DO ITAwards:"
God just said, "Jesus saves."
