Post by luna maria delaricci on Feb 9, 2010 22:56:21 GMT -5
Yo moma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out lol
Yo moma is so fat when she runs down the street everyone screams earthquake lol
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'Awards:" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map
Rich Milner
Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.
Yo mam so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped off the couch
from Dawn R
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
from Birdie Brown
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
from Iffath Firzana aka Da Sexy Hooka
Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
from HumorSphere
Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
from Ted M Nugent
Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
from Melissa
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
from Ross Yates
Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends
from Yo You Cool
Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
from MeMe
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
from Chris Matian
Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
from Yosvaldo
Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday
from Raynell Roberts
Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.
fromneimanoriginals
You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
from Spfazzini
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
from Heather
Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
from Geb Berde
Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
from Womack
Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide
from Michael Ryan
Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh sh*t its a real damn earthquake.
from Haley Bumm
Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell
from Big J
Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.
from Humorsphere
Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
from Zane Powell
Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
from Humorsphere
Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
from Game Fisher
Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
from MJ Dennis
Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
from Nancy Decatur
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
from Gill Gill
Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
from Humorsphere
Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
from jamie p
Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless
PRETTYBOY1008
Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!
from She Devil
Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"
from She Devil
Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean
from She Devil
Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!
from Mista Jodyson
Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.
from Bubbles, the Humorsphere Chimp
Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
from Mike Whitlow
Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"
from She Devil
Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
from Dawn K
You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!
from TFLM 2000
Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
from TFLM 2000
Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
from Teresa M Malca
Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.
from B. W. Burline
Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
from Sergio Aleman
Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
from Sergio Aleman
Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.
from Sergio Aleman
Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
from Sergio Aleman
Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
from Kerry Scott
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
from Mr Mundotr
Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
from Kerry Scott
Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
from AclHug
Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.
from Jimbo Paul
Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!".
from CloseToAnguish
Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.
from WVscrgrl7
Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids thought she was the school bus.
from WVscrgrl7
Yo' Sista's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!
from Mr Fook Yu
Yo Mamma's so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!
from Ms Fook Mi
Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!
from Kelly-Jo
Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi"
from Kelly-Jo
Yo mam like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
from Default
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
from Queenb12
Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
from LowRider
I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9...
Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man.
Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said 'SexAwards:' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.."
You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).
Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby's daddy was Jimmy...and I still see Johnny on Fridays...."
Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo Mother in law's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.
Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.
Yo ex-girlfriend's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...
Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...
Yo gilfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema...
Yo Papa's so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.
Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'
You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.
Yo' best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a button on her walkman.
You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.
tell Yo' girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night...
Yo' papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.
Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!
Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dumpAwards:
I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - whyAwards: cuz your whole family full of crap!
Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings
Yo Momma so mad that she even made Kurt Russell escape from LA.
Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.
You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.
Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a time, please".
Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.
Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.
You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
Yo' mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it
Yo Papa's like an old arcade machine - toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick.
yo mama was fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the W's
Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she speaks Wookie
Yo mama is so easy you put a quarter in her mouth and pull on her tit things come out the bottom
Yo mam is so fat when she goes out side in a red dress they think she is KOOLAIDE man
Yo moma is so fat when she runs down the street everyone screams earthquake lol
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'Awards:" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map
Rich Milner
Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.
Yo mam so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped off the couch
from Dawn R
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
from Birdie Brown
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
from Iffath Firzana aka Da Sexy Hooka
Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
from HumorSphere
Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
from Ted M Nugent
Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
from Melissa
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
from Ross Yates
Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends
from Yo You Cool
Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
from MeMe
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
from Chris Matian
Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
from Yosvaldo
Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday
from Raynell Roberts
Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.
fromneimanoriginals
You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
from Spfazzini
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
from Heather
Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
from Geb Berde
Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
from Womack
Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide
from Michael Ryan
Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh sh*t its a real damn earthquake.
from Haley Bumm
Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell
from Big J
Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.
from Humorsphere
Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
from Zane Powell
Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
from Humorsphere
Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
from Game Fisher
Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
from MJ Dennis
Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
from Nancy Decatur
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
from Gill Gill
Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
from Humorsphere
Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
from jamie p
Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless
PRETTYBOY1008
Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!
from She Devil
Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"
from She Devil
Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean
from She Devil
Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!
from Mista Jodyson
Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.
from Bubbles, the Humorsphere Chimp
Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
from Mike Whitlow
Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"
from She Devil
Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
from Dawn K
You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!
from TFLM 2000
Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
from TFLM 2000
Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
from Teresa M Malca
Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.
from B. W. Burline
Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
from Sergio Aleman
Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
from Sergio Aleman
Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.
from Sergio Aleman
Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
from Sergio Aleman
Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
from Kerry Scott
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
from Mr Mundotr
Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
from Kerry Scott
Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
from AclHug
Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.
from Jimbo Paul
Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!".
from CloseToAnguish
Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.
from WVscrgrl7
Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids thought she was the school bus.
from WVscrgrl7
Yo' Sista's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!
from Mr Fook Yu
Yo Mamma's so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!
from Ms Fook Mi
Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!
from Kelly-Jo
Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi"
from Kelly-Jo
Yo mam like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
from Default
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
from Queenb12
Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
from LowRider
I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9...
Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man.
Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said 'SexAwards:' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.."
You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).
Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby's daddy was Jimmy...and I still see Johnny on Fridays...."
Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo Mother in law's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.
Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.
Yo ex-girlfriend's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...
Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...
Yo gilfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema...
Yo Papa's so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.
Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'
You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.
Yo' best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a button on her walkman.
You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.
tell Yo' girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night...
Yo' papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.
Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!
Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dumpAwards:
I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - whyAwards: cuz your whole family full of crap!
Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings
Yo Momma so mad that she even made Kurt Russell escape from LA.
Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.
You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.
Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a time, please".
Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.
Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.
You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
Yo' mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it
Yo Papa's like an old arcade machine - toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick.
yo mama was fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the W's
Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she speaks Wookie
Yo mama is so easy you put a quarter in her mouth and pull on her tit things come out the bottom
Yo mam is so fat when she goes out side in a red dress they think she is KOOLAIDE man
